CorralineDaniels

"Ooooo Jakey," "Hehe, you're certainly a hoot, Jake!" "Jakey Jakeeeyeyeyeyeyeyyyyyy have 'nother shottttt!" Your name is Dirk Strider and this is maddening. It would have been maddening enough if it was just regular girls swooning  over a boy, but it makes it even worse that it's your two best female friends swooning over your long time  crush. Wow you really want to slap all three of them in the face. You grit your teeth, shifting in the booth that you're sitting in, all alone. You were sitting with the three of them in the little diner, a woozy Roxy falling all over you until she got even less sober and went to Jake. After a while, it